I overheard this conversation while I was paying for my ticket today:
Judge- Mr. Alderez you are charged with allowing chickens to run at large. How do you plea?Judge- Mr. Alderez have you moved since this incident occured?
Mr. Alderez- Uh.. de.. de cheekinz?
Judge- Yes. The chickens. You know that it is illegal for chickens to be unrestrained in the city of Cleveland, correct?
Mr. Alderez- Uh.. chee-cheekinz?
Mr. Alderez- My-my cheekinz?
Judge- No. Have you moved since getting this ticket
Mr. Alderez- No no no.
It was at this point that I left because I was on the verge of breaking out into laughter.